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telapathetic:

theres no place like home

telapathetic:

theres no place like home

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androdea:

accurate as fucking hell

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Beyoncé didn’t show up to this guy’s dental appointment, and he’s really upset with her.

Cody, 17, was on his way home having had his wisdom teeth removed when his mum kindly reminded him that his idol had left him in the lurch.

Drugged up on Valium, the teenager could hardly contain his grief as the realization set in.

‘She told me she’d be here,’ he whined. ‘She lied to me. She lied to me, Mummy.’

[x]

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  • school:

    your tuition bill is-

  • me:

    oh darling, stars never pay

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die)

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